Friday, March 4, 2011

The robot-cleaner


Is there mud on the rug?
My vision is blurry
But if it’s mud I see
I’ll need some kind of drug!

The scientists say I’m spherical
Some people say I’m poetical
But you know what? I’m HYSTERICAL!

I do not tolerate any kind of mess
I like it when everything is in order.
I’m sorry, do I look like an amateur?
Get out of my way, that’s the end of recess.

All I need is a plug
And electricity
And for a modest fee
Let me vacuum this bug.

I am the new robot
Yes! The one you just bought!
I vacuum, I vacuum
Even in the bathroom.

You think I am clever
Well, for once you are right.
When you’ll turn off the light
The planet I’ll conquer.

The scientists say I’m spherical
Some people say I’m poetical
But you know what? I’m HYSTERICAL!

All I need is a plug
And electricity
All I need is a plug
And then you’ll see… You’ll see…

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