Clam slam

I want to look cool

All I need is fuel

And not a single rule

So here I am

Eating enough jam

To boost my cardiogram

Don’t want to be a fool

Don’t want to be a tool

So that’s it! No more school!

And here I am

Eating enough ham

To boost my cardiogram

Hey boring little stool

Why don’t you make a duel

With my best friend the pool?

And here I am

As punchy as a clam

In a pool doing slam