La machine qui ne sert (vraiment) à rien

Avez-vous déjà vu une machine dont la seule fonction est de ne pas en avoir ?

La voici, la voilà :

Have you ever seen a machine which only function is to not have any function?

There it is:

cliquez sur l'image

click on the image

The flip-flops concert

Flip flip, flip flip, flip flip,

My flip-flops are singing in the rain

Like a soprano without brain.

Flop flop, flop flop, flop flop,

His flip-flops are screeching on the ground

Just like a baritone would sound.

Flip flip, flop, flip flip, flop,

Take a seat and enjoy the show

The flip-flops concert starts now!

Extrait d’une lettre de motivation

“I will try to share my ideas (…) with prosperity, harmony, strength, and team spirit. (…) I will keep the lamp of knowledge burning to achieve the great goal for the Institute.”

Quelques grammes de sagesse dans un monde de brutes

Voici une illustration de PhD Comics qui parle d’elle-même, au sens propre comme au sens figuré:

Willkommen!

Arrived Berlin last week.

Saturday: 0°C

Sunday: 1°C

Monday: 2°C

Today: 3°C

According to my linear model: swimming suits in 3 weeks.